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Mishka Just Registered Joined: 23 Aug 2009 Posts: 1	Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:40 pm    Post subject: Dan Berkowitz -- A highly insightful play on Dan Berkowitz   Spoken by Dan -- Dressed in a construction outfit much like the one found in the popular gay 70's band "The Village People." -- The set includes Dan sitting quietly on a stool, over looking a grand valley. A guitar strums in the background, played by a very secret male lover ( Jonathan Aka Jascen, who is in fact wearing $600 sun glasses. ) Look buddy, my name is Dan Burkowitz, and I’m in the Army. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, “Psychological disorderliness.” I solve protractor problems – ‘Cause I’m in the Army. For instance – How am I goin’ to stop a mad mob of crazed infantryman after me for almost killing all of them with my incompetence? The answer. Use my bad Boston accent to diffuse the situation, and if that don’t work. Piss myself. Like that one time I tried ta’ screw a Sergeants wife. That situation? Ended in a video beggin’ for self pity. But I’ve got a protractor, and I’m in the army. ( We <3 Wezz -- Mishka )
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Wezz Master Reverse Engineer Joined: 14 Sep 2008 Posts: 146	Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:08 am    Post subject: Re: Dan Berkowitz -- A highly insightful play on Dan Berkowi   Mishka wrote: Spoken by Dan -- Dressed in a construction outfit much like the one found in the popular gay 70's band "The Village People." -- The set includes Dan sitting quietly on a stool, over looking a grand valley. A guitar strums in the background, played by a very secret male lover ( Jonathan Aka Jascen, who is in fact wearing $600 sun glasses. ) Look buddy, my name is Dan Burkowitz, and I’m in the Army. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, “Psychological disorderliness.” I solve protractor problems – ‘Cause I’m in the Army. For instance – How am I goin’ to stop a mad mob of crazed infantryman after me for almost killing all of them with my incompetence? The answer. Use my bad Boston accent to diffuse the situation, and if that don’t work. Piss myself. Like that one time I tried ta’ screw a Sergeants wife. That situation? Ended in a video beggin’ for self pity. But I’ve got a protractor, and I’m in the army. ( We <3 Wezz -- Mishka ) indeed _________________
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